~*~*Pizza Temptations*~*~

This is the story of a girl, who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

I didn't actually do that, but it would be impressive if I had.

I'm working on becoming a blogger, but this particular blog is mostly for me. Things that amuse me and so on and so forth. Occasionally I write in it, and you should read it.

Tonight has been a night of pathetic people.

Sure, all people can be lame sometimes, but two people I encountered tonight have proven they transcend the lameness of the average person. These people are downright pathetic.

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Shit Stoner Girls Say

But the girl with the green hair. Her clothes/makeup/hair I want. And that other bitties lips. 

Waiiit.

(Source: micahboywonder)

I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man!I can shake-a my fanny,I can shake-a my can! I’m a tough, tootin’ baby,I can punch-ah yo’ buns! Punch-ah yo’ buns!I can punch all yo’ buns! If you’re an evil witch,I will punch you for fun! 

I’m a buff baby that can dance like a man!
I can shake-a my fanny,
I can shake-a my can!

I’m a tough, tootin’ baby,
I can punch-ah yo’ buns! 
Punch-ah yo’ buns!
I can punch all yo’ buns!

If you’re an evil witch,
I will punch you for fun! 

protip: do not ascend whilst under the influence of medications. recreational or otherwise.

protip: do not ascend whilst under the influence of medications. recreational or otherwise.

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